The Smokie Awards

VirusWithShoes posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm.

Yay!

I’m going shopping. Back in a bit.

Meg posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm.

Congrats, all!

Adam Streeter posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm.

Also, this might be distracting from Meg’s 20 Things, which is up now, so go over there!

Vaquero posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm.

Awesome!

ChuffedLittleMuffin posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm.

Well done everyone! These are all really great.

BringmemyTofu posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm.

All the blingees were great. And the comments, as usual, were stellar. Congrats!

Adam Streeter posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:45 pm.

I don’t think I’m done making more Blingees. Blingee, I wish I could quit you.

Vaughn Novello posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 1:49 pm.

@adam: you should come up with some kind of literature award for Last Sentences, like the Beej Booker Prize for fiction.

@Doctor: congrats. That Judge Judy Blingee makes me giggle every time. Good work, soldier.

Llamalash posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm.

Some great comments this week, no surprise there. Congrats all!

saythatscool posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 2:21 pm.

Amazing. All you guys are too funny. Except for BC who disturbs me now.

The Doctor posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm.

A caption contest win and a Smokie in the same week? You guys are totally turning me on.

This shit is going on my r

Unfun posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm.

I think Miasma wins one every week. I can’t compete with you fucking people.

SisterMaryMartha2.0 posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm.

Beautiful. I am having a very hard time logging into wordsmoker and so i sit here laughing silently, choking on my frustration.

Unfun posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm.

Sorry that was bitchy. I just am surrounded by so much greatness. Sometimes it makes me feel small. But I still love you all.

Llamalash posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm.

Unfun, you may be tiny but you’re strong!

Want to share my Smokie?

Unfun posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm.

Llama: Hey I got one once! And I only cheated a little! I don’t feel very strong today. Sigh.

LipstickLibrarian posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm.

Woo-Hoo!

Judge Judy is killing me. I may have to send that to my grandma, the biggest JJ fan on the planet.

Fishnets & Cigarettes posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm.

I think Judge Judy just eeked on in after Dr. Phil. I still can’t look at that one.

One of these days I’ll get my funny back. I want me one of them awards.

Adam Streeter posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm.

Rosa and I are doing a Philosopher/Theorist Blingee-Off on the Blingee thread.

BigLeggedWoman posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm.

Congratulations to all you clever people. Once more, as with singing, I fall in to the category of ‘appreciator’.

Fishnets: I know, huh?

Fishnets & Cigarettes posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm.

I’M GOING TO HELL, AND YOU’RE ALL COMING WITH ME!

Build your own Blingee

souplines posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 5:42 pm.

much love out to all the smokies and the lungies. you continually amaze!

ChuffedLittleMuffin posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm.

@F&C: That is fantastic.

Nina Hagen posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 6:43 pm.

I finally got out of work to do important things! Hell will be fun.

Personalized Glitter Graphics

Lily Blue posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm.

Thanks to all you Smokie winners for your brilliant and inspirational prose.

And curses on all you Smokie winners for the high bar you set for the rest of us.

You are the reason we keep coming back. (Well, and Virus and Adam — but that goes without saying, right?)

Adam Streeter posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm.

@ Nina

HA!

PikaDar posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 8:01 pm.

Knew the S. Wences and Nard conversation was going to be a hit. I had to read it three times! Congrats, smokers.

Nina Hagen posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm.

Make your own Glitter Graphics

Baroness posted the following on February 6, 2009 at 9:15 pm.

Woot! Grateful hootie-hoo here. And these graphics are demonic sex-candy.

balknchain posted the following on February 9, 2009 at 8:18 pm.

hello Adam
Smokies? Funny stuff..I love your style