What Product Endorsements Should Michael Phelps Pursue Now?

Unfun posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 8:26 am.

I think it would be cool and awesome if he endorsed NORML. Then I’d think he was hot.

mabel posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 8:30 am.

Tim Tams!

Fishnets & Cigarettes posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 8:37 am.

I hope Phelps takes the time to write for us here at WeedSmoker.

Meg posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:09 am.

Dutchie’s Restaurant. And it’s virtually unknown, so think of all he could do for that community.

helmangiraffe posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:22 am.

Aaron: going forward, when photos of Mr. Phelps are posted, can you please post only those that depict the part of his body just above the speedo line? Like this one?

http://www.thelifeofluxury.com/images/michael_phelps.jpg

Iceland Spar posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:27 am.

Because if your going to dip your toes in the illegal drugs waters, why not dive right in:

BC posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:49 am.

Ann Magnuson.

BC posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:52 am.

@mabel: Welcome!

Iceland Spar posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 9:53 am.

If only they made swimsuits:

Aaron Altman posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 10:05 am.

BC: Thank you for your awesome suggestion. Does anyone have a color printer and four pushpins and a corkboard that I could – oh, never mind.

Clodia posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 10:43 am.

What disgusts me most about this is the fucking obnoxious use of quotation marks.

Clodia posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 10:47 am.

Or maybe Phelps should just start his own business. They still issue these, right?

LipstickLibrarian posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 11:14 am.

Maybe he can bring his star power to Chronic Tacos, the most un-appetizingly named restaurant in Southern California.

BC posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 11:37 am.

At the risk of being too obvious:

monkeyrash posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 11:39 am.

You said stroking.

Curly Q Tips posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 11:57 am.

Lots of Mary Jane for him to sell…

Pinekatz posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm.

Babysitting services

ChuffedLittleMuffin posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm.

I’ve been saying for years that he and Ian Thorpe should get together to endorse making out, but that’s really nothing to do with pot. Hmmmm… I’m having trouble imagining anything else right now.

Pinekatz posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm.

The above must be making up for last night’s not being able to log in at all. Sorry!! Don’t know what happened.

fileunder posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm.

BC: Should I be embarrased to say I became a fan of Ann Magnusson only when she was in ‘Anything But Love’?

anonymous posted the following on February 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm.

@fileunder: It’s not important how you got there, just that you got there.